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« on: December 16, 2009, 09:47:45 am » |
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I was trolling around NorthTexasAirsoft.org and saw an advertisement for this... Thought you guys would appreciate it... http://www.combatchix.com |
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 11:48:38 am » |
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I am personal friends with the combat chix. Look for them at Oklahoma Invasion 2010. They will be there to take pics with your team and sign calendars. They are event gonna have a SQD in battle.
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 11:17:00 am » |
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WHAT?  HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?! They are just lucky that I'm REALLY married!! Lol. We need some combat chix of our own!!! You know, just to boost troop moral! |
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 10:46:35 pm » |
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WHAT? HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?! They are just lucky that I'm REALLY married!! Lol. We need some combat chix of our own!!! You know, just to boost troop moral! I don't know buddy... I put this up months ago just for you... I figured it would help keep you away from DeeDees on those long, lonely nights of trucking... See, I've got your back man! At least it's better for me to have it than... um... "her" LOL |
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 11:52:32 pm » |
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WHAT? HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?! They are just lucky that I'm REALLY married!! Lol. We need some combat chix of our own!!! You know, just to boost troop moral! I don't know buddy... I put this up months ago just for you... I figured it would help keep you away from DeeDees on those long, lonely nights of trucking... See, I've got your back man! At least it's better for me to have it than... um... "her" LOL yeah you're right! You have also done a lot more in the way of providing "combat chix" than anyone else around here! Those poor young guys were VERY distracted at op freedom!! |
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2010, 11:07:48 am » |
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You know it man... I only provide the best for my team-mates! Each of them (even the one with child) told me that at one point or another several guys hit on them or asked for their number... LOL...
Gotta play it cool guys, gotta play it cool... Creeper knows what I'm saying!
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2010, 04:54:02 pm » |
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You know it man... I only provide the best for my team-mates! Each of them (even the one with child) told me that at one point or another several guys hit on them or asked for their number... LOL...
Gotta play it cool guys, gotta play it cool... Creeper knows what I'm saying!
lol!! I know, bro!! Plus, I'm old enough to be their dad!! Even the CREEPER isn't THAT creepy! |
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 01:49:14 am » |
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HAHAHAHA... asked for their numbers... thats quite hilarious...
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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2010, 12:57:12 pm » |
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UPDATE: due to the popularity of Joker,s own "COMBAT CHIX", we are asking a few of you guys to purchase pretty dresses and wigs to boost troop moral. We will take volunteers first and then enact the draft if our quota of chicks isn't met. To volunteer you must possess a curvy figure and no facial hair (sorry Viking)
pS: this is a joke. PLEASE do not show up at a game with a dress and/or wig......ever......laptop bag
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2010, 01:01:09 pm » |
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Can I wear my tactical corset?
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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2010, 01:17:39 pm » |
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Ummmmm...........no
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2010, 01:41:15 pm » |
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Can I wear my tactical corset?
yes. But only as long as it's pretty. |
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« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2010, 01:46:06 pm » |
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Argyle picked it out for me. It's fashionable yet functional!
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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2010, 01:59:45 pm » |
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Argyle picked it out for me. It's fashionable yet functional!
it sounds fabulous, but DYNOMUT might destroy your soul if he sees it so it might be best if you wear it UNDER your BDU jacket |
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« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2010, 02:05:27 pm » |
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Nah Dyno is ok... You just have to follow the 2 basic rules...
1.) Stay away from dem chickens
2.) Ya can't show up looking "cuter" than him
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